Outsourcing, for Tree Expediency

Needless to say, our family isn’t too thrilled about outsourcing. The one time we tried it was when I was a bit younger, and Pa trialled a few guys to …

Building My Jupiter Colony

There’s only one newspaper still worth buying, and that’s the Trumpeting Moon. And even then, I mostly just buy it for that one puzzle page where they have the interesting …

Moving, the Greatest of Hassles

The soup I get from Joel’s just isn’t the same. That’s the truly annoying thing about moving house: the soup, and the lack of quality. Actually, no, the worst thing …

Mini Hairdresser On The Loose

My sister, Marie, just called me in a bit of state. Her three year-old daughter, it seems, went to the hairdresser for the first time yesterday, and came away with …