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Spread the Cooling

All this talk of air conditioning, and it being too hot, and too cold…it’s disgraceful, really. It’s purely a distraction from the important things in life, like providing air conditioning …

Tales of the Ocean

I know anthologies don’t sell all that well, but the true genius of my short story collection is that they all tell one unified story: the story of the ocean. …

Hooray for Budgeting

Budgets. Budgets are VERY grown up. I never thought I’d grow up, personally, but events certainly do move very quickly. One minute I’m teaching a prep class how to paint …

Glazing is Fine?

Sometimes I don’t think we’re actually learning anything about architecture in this course. Don’t get me wrong, I’m having a great time and everything, but it’s way too much fun. …

Damage Control

My brother, Harold, is always breaking my stuff. It’s been like this since the day I was born, when he ruined by crib mattress by nicking off with it and …

Just Mechanic Problems

I’m really starting to see the doctor point of view, from multiple angles. Firstly, I now understand the frustration doctors feel when people book appointments because they have some sniffles. …

Paperwork and Offices

Apparently in this realm they have things called ‘chiropractors’, and they’re the ones that help you out when you have twinges in your back. Sounds pretty good to me, because …

The Face of Solar

So now I’m ‘The Face of Solar’. I guess this means I Have to go and actually learn about solar power. Don’t want people stopping me in the street and …

Toolboxes of the Future

Attendance at the futurist club tonight was on the light side. I suppose that makes sense, given that we’ve just been on the receiving end of a fairly large scam. …

Great Hair Treatments

You know, those 80’s suits seem a bit clunky, but I really like their supposed hair function. While you’re stomping around inside of them, they’ve apparently got a feature that …