The night coffee guy is the only reason I’m still doing this job. To be clear it’s a coffee truck that trundles around in the night, giving sweet relief to all who work night shifts. Best idea ever. Actually, I wish I’d had that idea instead of the business idea I’m currently doing. Turns out …
I was tinkering on the brink. I was losing my mind. I was on the precipice facing a gulf, the putrid abyss of a nervous breakdown. It was all because of renovating our home. When we started with this colossus of a task, we were actually excited, can you believe that? We were looking forwards …
There has been quite the significant breakthrough in our attempt to create the perfect, flawless air con unit that is peerless above all the rest, which is a shame, because I may soon have to dispose of everyone in the office. They know too much, and some of them even know things that I don’t …
GUYS. YOU GUYS. There’s this amazing new competition that’s just been announced, and it’s going to rocket my street cred right to the very top. Melbourne is making a bid for the 2042 Olympics, because they have plans to build a really nice new stadium and they’re pretty sure that it’ll land them a solid …
Kids: should I have one? This is the question I’ve been asking myself for the past 18 months, and I still haven’t arrived at an answer. It all started when my best buddy, Nikita, surprised me by deciding to have a baby. Now, Nikita is not at all the sort of personal I’d have expected …
They say that pest control will not be an issue on the moon, but I know the truth. The real truth, that shall unleash chaos upon our New Lunar Society. The fact that has been passed down through a secret sect. And that truth…is that there are bugs on the moon. They aren’t any bigger …
All this talk of football coming home, and yet everyone fails to realise that football has failed to come to its REAL home…Australia. Of course, we gave it a different name and perhaps neglected it a little in favour of our other sport, the actual football, but the fact still remains that Australians kinda invented …
Not really into this new game. There’s nothing WRONG with making it slice-of-life, and I understand that it’s a pretty original idea. Still, just because the idea is original doesn’t make it good, and in this case, I can’t say I’m into it. The whole thing just isn’t really implemented in a way that I …
You know that feeling you get when you just can’t take a full breath? Yeah, I’ve had that for about three months now. I keep thinking that it’ll go away, but every morning…the same. And people in my family are terrible about going to the doctor, like it’s a competition to see who can go …
Is it just me or did the cold really sneak up on us this year? I mean, I’m sure there must have been a gradual build up, but it feels like I woke up this morning to randomly find that it’s midwinter. I mean, the moon was still up when I left for work, and …