Will I ever find my tie pin, that I dropped down the back of my desk two years ago? These questions, and many others, continue to…not bother me all that much, to be honest. I coast through life and I don’t even care. The only thing that’s really important to me is my continued ability …
Phew, they say watch out for Canberra weather…but it’s so much more than the brochures let on! The kids keep laughing at me, because I continually show up wearing the wrong thing for the weather. I’ll wake up, it looks beautiful and sunny outside…then by the time I arrive at school, the gale force winds …
What’s the go with people having loud phone conversations on public transport? It’s particularly infuriating when you can tell it’s important to the speaker – I think it makes them raise their voice, enunciating every word with clarity, which makes it all the more difficult to drown out with a podcast. Take this woman on …
I’m finally back from my trip to New Zealand, and I’m happy to announce that it was simply perfect in every way. I’m so glad I managed to scrounge together enough money to afford the trip. I was especially excited for the ‘Bored of the Rings’ tour as it’s one of my favourite films. I …
OH. MY. BEACH. As in, ‘oh my, a beach!’ It’s really quite strange how Realsville just seems to have a whole lot of amenities that appear once and never show up again. Sometimes it’s surrounded by farming and grassland, like when Jenny hunted Lea into that cornfield on her wedding day so she could steal …
There has been quite the significant breakthrough in our attempt to create the perfect, flawless air con unit that is peerless above all the rest, which is a shame, because I may soon have to dispose of everyone in the office. They know too much, and some of them even know things that I don’t …
GUYS. YOU GUYS. There’s this amazing new competition that’s just been announced, and it’s going to rocket my street cred right to the very top. Melbourne is making a bid for the 2042 Olympics, because they have plans to build a really nice new stadium and they’re pretty sure that it’ll land them a solid …
Kids: should I have one? This is the question I’ve been asking myself for the past 18 months, and I still haven’t arrived at an answer. It all started when my best buddy, Nikita, surprised me by deciding to have a baby. Now, Nikita is not at all the sort of personal I’d have expected …
They say that pest control will not be an issue on the moon, but I know the truth. The real truth, that shall unleash chaos upon our New Lunar Society. The fact that has been passed down through a secret sect. And that truth…is that there are bugs on the moon. They aren’t any bigger …
Not really into this new game. There’s nothing WRONG with making it slice-of-life, and I understand that it’s a pretty original idea. Still, just because the idea is original doesn’t make it good, and in this case, I can’t say I’m into it. The whole thing just isn’t really implemented in a way that I …